The Funny Bones
This post is an observation... an observation of the funny people in all of our lives. Im talking about the ones always coming up with stuff to make everyone crack up n laugh their asses off even in the most dire scenarios. According to a study I happened to read in the newspapers, it seems that funny people are the most popular in the group. Well frankly, isn't that kinda obvious! If someone is gonna make you laugh then you are gonna be around that person more often right? These people are of many kinds however and each brand of humor is unique. So im gonna classify them to the best of my abilities.
The Smart Ass: Only people with high IQ's can get their jokes because these smart alecs know the current gossip and have a way with puns and subtle humor. They have a way with words and can either make you laugh out loud or scratch your head and make them explain the joke to you.
The Clutz: Whoopsie! People don't laugh with them but AT them. Anything they do or even say unintentionally can be really funny. Maybe a gift or a curse.
The Pervert: Dirty and sleazy jokes are their forte. Anything can be XXX rated for them including something as harmless as a hot dog... (ok not that harmless)
The Sarco-negger: These guys can be hurtful but they are also d funniest... Mess with them n you'll be sorry. Sarcasm is an art and perfection is when people laugh at your sarcasm and not beat you up.
The Evil twin: The practical jokers. They gather laughs at the expense of their poor unsuspecting victims. But with great power comes great responsibility.
The Brain-Farters: Spontaneous humor is very hard to achieve but for these guys it comes naturally. This is because their brains have absolutely no filtering system.... thus giving out brain farts all the time. However the most mundane things can turn funny.... We all were thinking it but they say it out loud!
The Wannabe clown: These people are those who forward SMS jokes all the time and in reality cant come up with one on their own. But they do make us laugh when the other types are not around.
The P.J. Queen: These people are frankly the worst of the lot. They derive some sick pleasure in torturing our minds with the lamest PJs (stands for pakao/poor jokes).
And there you have it! The 8 funny bones! ;)
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