The Funny Bones

This post is an observation... an observation of the funny people in all of our lives. Im talking about the ones always coming up with stuff to make everyone crack up n laugh their asses off even in the most dire scenarios. According to a study I happened to read in the newspapers, it seems that funny people are the most popular in the group. Well frankly, isn't that kinda obvious! If someone is gonna make you laugh then you are gonna be around that person more often right? These people are of many kinds however and each brand of humor is unique. So im gonna classify them to the best of my abilities.

The Smart Ass: Only people with high IQ's can get their jokes because these smart alecs know the current gossip and have a way with puns and subtle humor. They have a way with words and can either make you laugh out loud or scratch your head and make them explain the joke to you.

The Clutz: Whoopsie! People don't laugh with them but AT them. Anything they do or even say unintentionally can be really funny. Maybe a gift or a curse.

The Pervert: Dirty and sleazy jokes are their forte. Anything can be XXX rated for them including something as harmless as a hot dog... (ok not that harmless)

The Sarco-negger: These guys can be hurtful but they are also d funniest... Mess with them n you'll be sorry. Sarcasm is an art and perfection is when people laugh at your sarcasm and not beat you up.

The Evil twin: The practical jokers. They gather laughs at the expense of their poor unsuspecting victims. But with great power comes great responsibility.

The Brain-Farters: Spontaneous humor is very hard to achieve but for these guys it comes naturally. This is because their brains have absolutely no filtering system.... thus giving out brain farts all the time. However the most mundane things can turn funny.... We all were thinking it but they say it out loud!

The Wannabe clown: These people are those who forward SMS jokes all the time and in reality cant come up with one on their own. But they do make us laugh when the other types are not around.

The P.J. Queen: These people are frankly the worst of the lot. They derive some sick pleasure in torturing our minds with the lamest PJs (stands for pakao/poor jokes).



And there you have it! The 8 funny bones! ;)

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Exam alert!!!

Well its that time of the year again... final exams are coming up so blogging is on hold. Final year is getting over and i cant believe it! Practical exams are a draining experience but its fun..... Just one more left and ill be out of the lab for a while... Bye bye shark guts!


May will be d freedom month so hang on to ur seat and ill be back before u know it!

Signing off,
With loads of binary kisses n hugs ;)
Simone.

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Living life in Mono

A vocabulary lesson.... Monaural Hearing.... Till now i didn't know there was a word 'my condition'... I have been deaf in the right ear since birth or possibly as long ago as I can remember. It used to bother me at first, but now it doesn't any more. Hell, half the time I don't even remember which ear it is and neither does my friends. The wierdest thing is I dont know wether I should regard my self as "having a disability" when it comes to fill in college application forms.

But despite the fact that it has ceased bothering me, it continues to present its own unique set of problems.

The biggest, of course, is that I frequently misunderstand what people are saying to me. For example,
[Friend]: "Hi!"
[Me]: "I'm fine, how are you?"

Also my conversations usually consists of "What did u say...?" or "Sorry, were you talking to me?" or "Huh?".

Whenever Im with my friends, I have to always sit to their left or else its kinda lame to laugh at a joke that I didnt hear.

Sometimes I've been labeled a snob or made someone cry just because I didn't say "hi" or reply to someone who tried to talked to me first.

And when someone's cell phone rings I don't have a clue where it is at! Sometimes I stand in the middle of the room and just turn around in a circle to try to tell where the sound is coming from.

I walk into a room and if someone calls my name I look like an idiot walking in circles trying to figure out where the sound is! Head shadow effect - the total inability to hear sound from a particular direction.


But when Life throws Lemon at u...u make lemonade.......!

Well I've accepted to live with my gift...and yes... it is a Gift that improves my other senses overall... Honestly! I have super hearing in my other ear!! I have always been into music from a very young age, and I seriously think that has a lot to do with how strong the one ear has become to overcompensate for not having two!I hear little things in music that most people will never pick up. It really makes you a good music critic.


Another good part is that when i lay at my right side, Im not able to here a thing when im a sleep... I also love being able to sleep anywhere at any time regardless of the noise.. A huge blessing when there r fire crackers going off at odd timings in the night during some of the Indian festivals.


Also if someone is talking to me and I don't want to talk back I just turn my bad ear towards them poof! Instant soundproofing! Comes in handy when my parents are yelling at me about something or the other.

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